Post by The Prophet on May 21, 2005 16:24:02 GMT -5
(The pyro goes off and the arena flashes in light. The camera pans to four objects lying ringside, a ladder, a barbed wire bat, and two sticks.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is the elimination, no disqualification, weapons match and is for the Backyard Wrestling Federation Championship. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 269 pounds, Spaz.
(Spaz enters the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, weighing in at 329 pounds, Andrew "White Out" Lanski.
(White Out enters the ring. He stands in the corner opposite Spaz.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Showtime Sean Devin, weighing in at 200 pounds, Gremlin.
(Devin stands ringside and Gremlin enters the ring cautiously.)
Ring Announcer: And finally, weighing in at 225 pounds, Hazard.
(Hazard hastily rushes to the ring and the referee rings the opening bell. Gremlin drops out of the ring and grabs his barbed wire bat. He rushes back in and the ring empties. Spaz grabs his ladder and gets in the ring. Spaz and Gremlin exchange looks as White Out and Hazard grab their balsa sticks. White Out and Hazard climb in the ring and stand opposite.)
Jimmy Smith: Hey, Choy, I wonder if White Out and Hazard did the research that Prophet suggested.
Michael Choy: I doubt it. They seem to think the balsa sticks are going to do them some good.
Smith: That's right. They don't know that balsa is one of the weakest woods in the world.
(Spaz and Gremlin rush at White Out and Hazard respectively and the aggressed put up their sticks to block the weapon hits. Both sticks shatter and Hazard gets a head full of barbed wire while White Out gets the business end of the ladder to the cranium.)
Choy: Vicious hits there by Spaz and Gremlin.
Smith: No doubt, Choy, no doubt.
Choy: Oh, no. Hazard is busted open.
(Gremlin is standing in the corner. Hazard slowly rises. Gremlin side shuffles.)
Choy: Could it be?
(Gremlin hits the Devin Super Kick on Hazard.)
Choy: Yes, DSK!
(Gremlin goes for the pin, hooking the leg.)
Referee: 1..2..3.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Hazard has been eliminated.
(Gremlin looks at the fallen White Out and picks him up. Gremlin holds him as Spaz grabs his ladder. Spaz swings back and nails White Out square in the gut with the ladder.)
Smith: That'll knock the wind right out of you.
(Spaz drops the ladder and grabs the throat of White Out.)
Choy: Is it Deception time?
(Spaz lifts White Out off his feet. Gremlin positions the ladder on the ground. Deception! Right on the ladder.)
Smith: It is indeed. Choy, that could really hurt a man.
(Spaz goes for the pin.)
Referee: 1..2..!
(White Out kicks out.)
Choy: Spaz can't believe it.
Smith: Neither can Gremlin.
(Gremlin signals for another one. Gremlin and Spaz put White Out on the top rope.)
Smith: What are they doing now?
(Gremlin positions the ladder as Spaz climbs up to the top rope. He lifts White Out so they are both standing on the top rope.)
Choy: This doesn't look good.
(Spaz grabs White Out around the neck. Deception! From the top rope onto the ladder.)
Smith: Good God!!
(Gremlin sees that Spaz cannot make the pin so he does.)
Referee: 1..2..3!
Ring Announcer: White Out has been eliminated.
(Spaz climbs to his feet to see Gremlin in the corner, poised. Sean Devin slides in the ring with a chair.)
Smith: What? That's Gremlin's manager.
(Showtime Sean Devin clocks Spaz in the back of the head with the chair. But, before Spaz can fall, he gets hit with Gremlin's Devin Super Kick.)
Choy: That's just cheap. That's cheating.
Smith: Wrong. Everything's legal in this match.
(Showtime points at the referee and tells him to count. Gremlin drops onto Spaz in a pinning combonation.)
Referee: 1..2..3.
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, and new Backyard Wrestling Federation Champion, Gremlin!
Smith: He may not have won it fair and square, Choy, but he DID win it.
Choy: Unfortunately, that's true.
(The lights dim and the BWF logo flashes onto the screen.)
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Ring Announcer: The following contest is the elimination, no disqualification, weapons match and is for the Backyard Wrestling Federation Championship. Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 269 pounds, Spaz.
(Spaz enters the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, weighing in at 329 pounds, Andrew "White Out" Lanski.
(White Out enters the ring. He stands in the corner opposite Spaz.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Showtime Sean Devin, weighing in at 200 pounds, Gremlin.
(Devin stands ringside and Gremlin enters the ring cautiously.)
Ring Announcer: And finally, weighing in at 225 pounds, Hazard.
(Hazard hastily rushes to the ring and the referee rings the opening bell. Gremlin drops out of the ring and grabs his barbed wire bat. He rushes back in and the ring empties. Spaz grabs his ladder and gets in the ring. Spaz and Gremlin exchange looks as White Out and Hazard grab their balsa sticks. White Out and Hazard climb in the ring and stand opposite.)
Jimmy Smith: Hey, Choy, I wonder if White Out and Hazard did the research that Prophet suggested.
Michael Choy: I doubt it. They seem to think the balsa sticks are going to do them some good.
Smith: That's right. They don't know that balsa is one of the weakest woods in the world.
(Spaz and Gremlin rush at White Out and Hazard respectively and the aggressed put up their sticks to block the weapon hits. Both sticks shatter and Hazard gets a head full of barbed wire while White Out gets the business end of the ladder to the cranium.)
Choy: Vicious hits there by Spaz and Gremlin.
Smith: No doubt, Choy, no doubt.
Choy: Oh, no. Hazard is busted open.
(Gremlin is standing in the corner. Hazard slowly rises. Gremlin side shuffles.)
Choy: Could it be?
(Gremlin hits the Devin Super Kick on Hazard.)
Choy: Yes, DSK!
(Gremlin goes for the pin, hooking the leg.)
Referee: 1..2..3.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Hazard has been eliminated.
(Gremlin looks at the fallen White Out and picks him up. Gremlin holds him as Spaz grabs his ladder. Spaz swings back and nails White Out square in the gut with the ladder.)
Smith: That'll knock the wind right out of you.
(Spaz drops the ladder and grabs the throat of White Out.)
Choy: Is it Deception time?
(Spaz lifts White Out off his feet. Gremlin positions the ladder on the ground. Deception! Right on the ladder.)
Smith: It is indeed. Choy, that could really hurt a man.
(Spaz goes for the pin.)
Referee: 1..2..!
(White Out kicks out.)
Choy: Spaz can't believe it.
Smith: Neither can Gremlin.
(Gremlin signals for another one. Gremlin and Spaz put White Out on the top rope.)
Smith: What are they doing now?
(Gremlin positions the ladder as Spaz climbs up to the top rope. He lifts White Out so they are both standing on the top rope.)
Choy: This doesn't look good.
(Spaz grabs White Out around the neck. Deception! From the top rope onto the ladder.)
Smith: Good God!!
(Gremlin sees that Spaz cannot make the pin so he does.)
Referee: 1..2..3!
Ring Announcer: White Out has been eliminated.
(Spaz climbs to his feet to see Gremlin in the corner, poised. Sean Devin slides in the ring with a chair.)
Smith: What? That's Gremlin's manager.
(Showtime Sean Devin clocks Spaz in the back of the head with the chair. But, before Spaz can fall, he gets hit with Gremlin's Devin Super Kick.)
Choy: That's just cheap. That's cheating.
Smith: Wrong. Everything's legal in this match.
(Showtime points at the referee and tells him to count. Gremlin drops onto Spaz in a pinning combonation.)
Referee: 1..2..3.
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, and new Backyard Wrestling Federation Champion, Gremlin!
Smith: He may not have won it fair and square, Choy, but he DID win it.
Choy: Unfortunately, that's true.
(The lights dim and the BWF logo flashes onto the screen.)
Copyright © 2005 Janssen Studios. All Rights Reserved.