Post by The Freak on May 24, 2005 0:59:06 GMT -5
The arena is packed the crowd is waiting for something to happen when suddenly the following is heard.
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
As the music of the clowns is playing out comes the Freak, dancing to the ring holding a Faygo in his hand. He gets into the ring and takes a drink, the Faygo filteres through his mask, before he caps it and shakes it up. He opens it and punts it launching it into the crowd. He then takes a microphone from his belt and begins to speak.
"How is everybody?!" He pauses as the crowd goes completely wild. he waIts for them to calm down before speaking again.
"Well I the Freak has arrived right here in the BWF, and right away I have a great match against the Landlord. I gotta give this guy credit, he's got a cool name. i've never seen him wrestle so I can't say anything about his skill.. skill... Skeletor and he man sold seperately..."
He shakes his head.
"Now then, here's the deal I see alot of people trying to screw around with other people. Like Spaz getting screwed over by Gremlin and his girlfriend/ date/ whatever the hell he is named Sean dildo or some such. Well Spaz I want you to know if you need another guy watching your back you got a Juggalo right here ready to kick ass and take names, but first I got the Landlord coming up. Well Landlord, I hate to disappoint you but at the end of our first match someone will have a win and someone will have a loss, and to be honest you are just gonna have to find a way to deal with the fact you're gonna be the one with the loss. I will beat you. I can make you tap, or just NYPD which means I will knock your Punk ass down. but either way I will beat you and there wont be a thing you can do about it."
He pauses as he looks at the crowd."Because Landlord you have tennants, I have Freaks and Juggalos and we don't roll over and die for nobody. whatchoo got to say to that?"
With that, what is a Juggalo plays again and he leaves the ring.
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
As the music of the clowns is playing out comes the Freak, dancing to the ring holding a Faygo in his hand. He gets into the ring and takes a drink, the Faygo filteres through his mask, before he caps it and shakes it up. He opens it and punts it launching it into the crowd. He then takes a microphone from his belt and begins to speak.
"How is everybody?!" He pauses as the crowd goes completely wild. he waIts for them to calm down before speaking again.
"Well I the Freak has arrived right here in the BWF, and right away I have a great match against the Landlord. I gotta give this guy credit, he's got a cool name. i've never seen him wrestle so I can't say anything about his skill.. skill... Skeletor and he man sold seperately..."
He shakes his head.
"Now then, here's the deal I see alot of people trying to screw around with other people. Like Spaz getting screwed over by Gremlin and his girlfriend/ date/ whatever the hell he is named Sean dildo or some such. Well Spaz I want you to know if you need another guy watching your back you got a Juggalo right here ready to kick ass and take names, but first I got the Landlord coming up. Well Landlord, I hate to disappoint you but at the end of our first match someone will have a win and someone will have a loss, and to be honest you are just gonna have to find a way to deal with the fact you're gonna be the one with the loss. I will beat you. I can make you tap, or just NYPD which means I will knock your Punk ass down. but either way I will beat you and there wont be a thing you can do about it."
He pauses as he looks at the crowd."Because Landlord you have tennants, I have Freaks and Juggalos and we don't roll over and die for nobody. whatchoo got to say to that?"
With that, what is a Juggalo plays again and he leaves the ring.