Post by The Freak on May 31, 2005 16:29:07 GMT -5
The arena is packed the crowd is waiting for something to happen when suddenly the following is heard.
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
As the music of the clowns is playing out comes the Freak, dancing to the ring holding a Faygo in his hand. He gets into the ring and takes a drink, the Faygo filteres through his mask, before he caps it and shakes it up. He opens it and punts it launching it into the crowd. He then takes a microphone from his belt and begins to speak.
"Well well well, we hear from Sean what's his name talking about how he's going to take everything so seriously. I'm nervous about that."
Freak starts mocking Sean by shaking in a comical manner.
"Truth be told Sean come saturday I will have the gold around my waist, and if you think I'm just some Jobber, then I'll tell you what sunshine. I challenge you, the show after my match one on one any stipulation you want. If I have the title, you can choose if you want to go for the gold or not, if I don't, think of it as a test of my abilities. It gives me a chance to prove I'm not just some jobber, so I'll see you then."
He paused.
"Now then Spaz, I understand you're busy. I have nothing but respect for you, but some this sunday I will beat you, I will take your title, and I will be champion. I want you to do something about it I want to prove that you're not gonna just roll over. But come saturday you will tap out. I will put you in the straightjacket and you will TAP!"
With that Freak points to a sideline and someone throws a Faygo to him and he takes a drink. He sprays it out into the crowd before taking another drink as the camera fades out.
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo?
He just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
As the music of the clowns is playing out comes the Freak, dancing to the ring holding a Faygo in his hand. He gets into the ring and takes a drink, the Faygo filteres through his mask, before he caps it and shakes it up. He opens it and punts it launching it into the crowd. He then takes a microphone from his belt and begins to speak.
"Well well well, we hear from Sean what's his name talking about how he's going to take everything so seriously. I'm nervous about that."
Freak starts mocking Sean by shaking in a comical manner.
"Truth be told Sean come saturday I will have the gold around my waist, and if you think I'm just some Jobber, then I'll tell you what sunshine. I challenge you, the show after my match one on one any stipulation you want. If I have the title, you can choose if you want to go for the gold or not, if I don't, think of it as a test of my abilities. It gives me a chance to prove I'm not just some jobber, so I'll see you then."
He paused.
"Now then Spaz, I understand you're busy. I have nothing but respect for you, but some this sunday I will beat you, I will take your title, and I will be champion. I want you to do something about it I want to prove that you're not gonna just roll over. But come saturday you will tap out. I will put you in the straightjacket and you will TAP!"
With that Freak points to a sideline and someone throws a Faygo to him and he takes a drink. He sprays it out into the crowd before taking another drink as the camera fades out.